takashit-shirogane:

im too lazy to draw these/make photoedits….so have some headcanons instead

• allura’s @ howallurrring
• has no less than 200k followers on any platform, but she mainly uses instagram and has like 300k there
• pretty snarky overall, routinely shuts down men trying to argue against feminism 
• has a running joke where instead of posting a picture of lance’s face she just shows his ear or his leg or something and tags him as ‘”leg”
• she travels a lot and posts pics of places shes been/her home of altea/royalty shit/galas/the mysterious man she refuses to call her bf
• shiro’s @ t-shirogane
• rarely posts pics of his face, but when he does it gets over 1000 likes and a slew of comments
• has yet to figure out snapchat, so all his sc story’s are him doing mundane things ie feeding his dog, reading a book
• allura gets 99% of his photo creds…..its like theyre together a lot….alone…hmmm interesting….
• his favorite thing to do is take weirdly zoomed in pics of keith/tweet quotes from keith without any context
• k: “imagine knives….
  shiro: ”…ok and???”
  k: “no thats it. just imagine knives.”
  
• keith’s @ keithkogane
• what the hell is an instagram
• mostly on twitter, he just figured out how to retweet things and we’re all very proud of him
• basically Jaden Smith 
• “Can You Believe There Are So Many Stars But I Am Not Dating Any Of Them” —@keithkogane
  
• now he posts a lot of pictures of lance with captions about whatever weird shit was going down at said time
• his bio is always, without fail, a quote from hunk that’s usually something like “hugs not drugs –the greatest man of our generation @ hunkules” and hunks always his header
• sometimes he just quotes picture of aliens/monsters at pidge with no context 
• lance’s @ itslancetime
  
• he insists that his username is a pun but literally no one gets it
• half his pictures are of him doing something stupid with the caption “PARKOUR”
• his avi is always either him and hunk or literally just hunk
• also uses hunk quotes in his bio
• will randomly make posts like “hunk garret is better than all of us” and keith favs, retweets, quotes, screenshots it
• one time pidge called him Leg McClain instead of lance and no one has called him lance since
• posts lots of pics with his family/likes to randomly make shoutouts to them
• gave up on explaining himself and now just tweets the shrug emoticon whenever someone @s him
• hunk’s @ hunkules
• likes to post pics on beach
• likes to post pics of animals
• likes to post pics of his friends
• everyone has at least one instagram pic of hunk hugging them really tight and spinning them around 
• basically….Thomas Sanders
• he’s also really big on vine and half his jokes are just telling people he thinks theyre pretty (and said person swooning in response)
• his most liked pic to date is the one of keith, lance, pidge, shiro, and allura in matching “in hunk garret we trust” shirts
• he’s a soft bro 
• pidge’s @ pidgey
• her snapchat is literally just hours of matt doing/saying really weird shit with shiro just shaking his head in the background
• alternatively, shiro responding in kind with equally weird shit and pidge, off camera, “i need a fucking vacation”
• likes to take pictures with robots (and also of robots)
• cut her hair really short and then responded to every “you look like a boy” comment with “wow thanks my brothers a boy this really reminded me of him”
• responds to every picture from keith with “ALIENS ARE REAL!!!!!”
• refers to matt as “matt” and shiro as “taller matt”
• no one can tell if her conspiracy theories are genuine or not
• pidge: “throwback thursday is just the governments way of cataloging on the pictures you never posted on the internet before”
  shiro: “pidge…………why……….”

bonus!!!

• matt’s @ mattpew-holt
  
• meme queen
• seriously, please stop him
• if Neil DeGrasse Tyson and birdsrightsactivist had a baby, that baby would be matt
• literally goes from posting an in depth discussion on dark matter or blackholes or space travel to posting a pic of shiro falling with the caption ‘DAT BOI COMES…….AND THERE HE GOES”
• his snaps are 50% shiro 50% pidge
• matt: hey shiro what time is it
  shiro: uh like noon–
  matt: time for death to free us all from the chains of existence
  shiro:……..ok but same
• matt: you ever wonder why we’re here
  pidge: you ever wonder how i havent actually murdered you yet
• he’s never met hunk. he has a “in hunk garret we trust” shirt.
• sam holt also has a “in hunk garret we trust” shirt. matt posted a pic of them wearing the shirts and @ed hunk and said “i dont know you. but i trust you”